Weekend Roundup
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Pro tip: If you want to play a joke on someone, do it to a skydiver.
They will fall for anything.
Kid: Finally summer! Time for some fun in the sun!
Weather app: The best I can do is a 60-odd percent chance of rain for the first week.
Life is funny that way, but Memorial Day is coming up, also known as TAG You’re it Day! We just sent our kids home for the last time and started packing up. I teach 5th grade, so my group can now be called monsters, I mean, Middle Schoolers. Anyway, I’m drinking my coffee and watching the rain fall right now. We may have a soggy Memorial Day, but it’s a day on the right side of the ever growing green grass. If you live in a patriotic town, enjoy the flying flags. If you don’t, you can always move to a better place. Here comes your fresh, waterproof link. 👇👇👇
Mary has a question for Grandpa Tom. She wants to know why he never goes fishing. All Grandpas Fish, don’t they? His answer is a fantastic tale with larger than life characters. How could she possibly believe a word of it?
And now what you cashed in all those “thoughtful” gift cards to place you’ll never be shopping in anyway for; a wet, coffee-filled Saturday with all my social media posts for the week.
Until Next Time, God Bless! And Happy Memorial Day.
