Weekend Roundup
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When I was a kid, I would sometimes get into trouble. My mom would threaten me with a whooping after counting to five. Why? Because Six-Seven means nothing.
It hurt my feelings to write that joke because it meant I’d have to say Six-Seven out loud. As sick as you probably are of hearing it, that’s nothing compared an elementary school teacher. Trust me. Anyway, this joke probably won’t age well. In fact, I think there’s already a little mold in it.
It’s November 1st, which is still my favorite time of year. I know some of you are eyeing those Christmas decorations. Your house, your rules. As for me, I want a thorough turkey murder first. Halloween and Thanksgiving are my two favorite holidays. Easter is second and Christmas is third. A distant third. I don’t know where I was going with this. Oh yeah, now I remember. I hope everyone had a great Halloween and will have a Happy Thanksgiving. Gobble gobble.
Usually, this section is link time. It still will be, but with a caveat. I haven’t been promoting any books this week because I just put a new title on preorder. It’s my fourth installment of the Redneck Lingo series. Lord help us all. A little reminder, those books are written for adults. Don’t worry, though. They are family friendly. The preorder link to that one is my Amazon page in the subtitle above. It’s only 99 cents until December 1st. Getcha sum!
Here’s a repeat of my two spooky story links from last week. 👇👇👇
Don’t you go thinking that you can’t read any more scary stores just because Halloween is over. Fight the power!
And now, more of what you smuggled your kids’ Halloween candy haul to sell on the black market and lease a Saturday for - all my social media posts in one convenient cyber location. You’re probably gonna see a pattern.
Until Next Time, God Bless!
