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Adult: Do you know what a mineshaft is?
Kid: No. What?
Adult: It’s a big hole in the ground. Do you know what sailors call the bathroom of a ship?
Kid: No. What?
Adult: That’s called the head.
Kid: Makes sense. My dad always did say I don’t know my head from a hole in the ground.
Okay, I’m a little happier this week. The weather sobered up a tiny bit, and the temps are reasonable. It’ll probably be the last hoorah, so to speak, but I’ll take it. Then all you blood thirsty spring fanatics can begin your annual six-legged genocide. Oh, I’ll be there on the front lines like a mighty Viking berserker foaming at the mouth with red death in my blue eyes. But remember, you wanted this. It’s all on you. Anyway, I hope you’re having a great Saturday. Here comes your hot, fresh link. 👇👇👇
It is young Ella’s first day as Liaison to the Aligned, a vocation passed down through her family for generations.
Her first job is to deliver a report to Rowena, the aligned matriarch of Caverton, the hidden city of MoonDom Five. It comes from the astronomy ministry concerning a shooting star.
That’s when everything changes …
The shooting star in question is really a delivery from one or all of the other four moons in their greater planetary system. While there are several possibilities, it will, in all likelihood, contain undesirables, the criminals who have been banished to their moon forever. Destined to become mud-covered groundlings. They are always the worst of the worst.
Ella is swept up in a whirlwind of intrigue through her new position. She alone is the link between her people and the ancient, near godlike, leadership of their hidden civilization. Adventure awaits her, as well as the discovery of life altering secrets.
And now, here’s what you put off that oil change to 5 thousand miles to save up enough to cash in on a Saturday for (Don’t worry; it’ll be fine.), all my social media posts for the week in one convenient, ignorable cyber package.
Until Next Time, God Bless!
