What did the explorer say after the natives made him eat monkey brains for dinner?
I’ve had better ideas .
That joke may not be too funny, but I think it’s really cute. What’s cuter than monkeys (even if they’re dead and there’s a spoon in their brains)? Speaking of bad ideas, I hope everyone is doing okay today while we wait on the ice storm of the century to wipe us all out. Not gonna lie, I would prefer to have a generator on hand right about now. Anyway, here’s your monkey-free link. 👇👇👇
It is young Ella’s first day as Liaison to the Aligned, a vocation passed down through her family for generations.
Her first job is to deliver a report to Rowena, the aligned matriarch of Caverton, the hidden city of MoonDom Five. It comes from the astronomy ministry concerning a shooting star.
That’s when everything changes …
The shooting star in question is really a delivery from one or all of the other four moons in their greater planetary system. While there are several possibilities, it will, in all likelihood, contain undesirables, the criminals who have been banished to their moon forever. Destined to become mud-covered groundlings. They are always the worst of the worst.
Ella is swept up in a whirlwind of intrigue through her new position. She alone is the link between her people and the ancient, near godlike, leadership of their hidden civilization. Adventure awaits her, as well as the discovery of life altering secrets.
You can preorder the ebook now for 99 cents. Release date is March, Friday the 13th.
And now, what you clipped all those coupons until you got blisters to have just enough to buy a Saturday for, all my social media posts for the week in one tidy cyber locale. Stay warm everyone.
