Weekend Roundup
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When I asked my buddy if I could be honest with him for a second, he told me that he preferred that I were honest with him all the time.
It’s going to reach 80° today, and this camper is not happy. Unlike you summer fiends out there, I like my early springs (which it technically isn’t yet) cool and crisp. If my eyes are going to be swelled shut and my nose is going to run faster than an Olympic sprinter, I would prefer not to be sweating like one as well. And where are those famous March winds? Talk about false advertising! As far as I’m concerned, this month is defective and we need a refund. At least then I could pay my AC bills. Anyway, happy Saturday, y’all. Here come your freeze dried links. 👇👇👇
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Skating sensation, Jacob Jones, is visiting the desert town of Sierra Vista to support the troops in Fort Huachuca. But upon his arrival, something’s not Kosher. In fact, thanks to several misguided mishaps, everything’s gone bananas. Join Jacob as he maneuvers his way through an odd adventure complete with radical vegans, a roving zombie hoard, and SO MUCH banana pudding.
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And now what you made three meals out of those leftover beans and cold pizza to reserve a Saturday for, all my social social media posts together in one cyber pot, just like a leprechaun would have at the end of a rainbow.
Until Next Time, God Bless!
