Weekend Roundup
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Kid 1: Hey, you know how vampires are always attacking stupid people, biting their necks and killing them and stuff?
Kid 2: Yeah.
Kid 1: Well, you know what happens when they aren’t so stupid?
Kid 2: What?
Kid 1: Well, now this is awkward.
That joke is like leftover Halloween candy. You think you don’t want it, but you still take it anyway. Speaking of “anyway,” last week was a buy week for my team, so I’m a little anxious today. A break in the rhythm always goes bad for half the people involved when it comes to college football. Also, “anyway,” I think we’re at peak season for the fall foliage, which is just beautiful around here. There’s some weather coming our way later in the week, and I bet we are going to see a lot more of the trees’ bones afterwards. Winter is coming. It’s a good time to have your fire pits ready. Speaking of fire pits, here are your fresh hot links.👇👇👇
And as you know, because I won’t shut up about it, REDNECK LINGO THE FOURTH is available for preorder this month on my Amazon page. The sale price is 99 cents until it goes live, then I have to play the Amazon pricing game and move it up to regular price. Right now it’s an Amazon exclusive because they’re the only ones who can handle all the graphics-heavy files. I will be putting it on Google Play Books and Gumroad later on, but that’ll take a while. “Anyway,” here’s the link to my page where you can check it out. 👇👇👇
REDNECK LINGO THE FOURTH PREORDER
And now more of what you stuffed loose change in your oldest pair of socks to buy a Saturday for, all my social media posts together again for the first time.
Until Next Time, God Bless!
