Weekend Roundup
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I was invited to perform my comedy show for a charity event at a bat sanctuary. It didn’t go well because when they started clapping, they all flew away.
It’s just one of those days. I sneezed, fogged up my glasses, cleaned my glasses thoroughly, and sneezed again. True story. Problem is, it shook up my brain like an etchasketch. Etch-a-sketch? Whatever, it’s all gone. The data has been erased. That’s life in your 5os, folks. The coffee’s good, though.
Christmas is coming whether we like it or not. I’m in the latter boat. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not green and furry. You should enjoy it all you want. I’ll probably get some decent underwear, and I suppose that’s good enough for me. By the way guys, you should probably start thinking about your Christmas shopping in a couple of weeks for the ones who put you through this Every. Single. Year. Where was I? Oh yeah, here come your links. 👇👇👇
If you got one of those fancy ereaders or reading apps, you can fill them up with pretty much all my stuff for half price at Smashwords. Three of my titles are FREE. How’s that for some Christmas Spirit? Hah? HAH? It’s their annual End-of-Year Sale. Thousands of authors participate. Link and promo graphic below. Ho-Ho-Ho.
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And now, more of what you unfriended those people you don’t have to shop for anymore to save all that money to buy a Saturday for, all my social media posts for the week, wrapped in a pretty cyber-bow.
Until Next Time, God Bless
(And Merry Christmas)
