Weekend Roundup
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Why should you make your bed before going to school in the morning?
Because there’s no way you can reach it from the classroom.
And just like that, July is already over. That means that the most important holiday of the year is only two weeks away. National left handed people’s day will be on August 13th. It is a day of remembrance of all the southpaws you killed by only thinking about yourselves.
What? Im trying to write an article here. I didn’t know we had a legal department. When did that happen? Okay, okay. I’m on it.
Just kidding folks. National Left Handed Peoples day is a time to recognize your funny looking southpaw neighbors. Isn’t great how ridiculous we all look while doing everyday tasks like writing or throwing a baseball? Ah, good times. Anyway, here comes your hot, fresh link for the week. Now 100% ambidextrous.
And now what you put threw your clothes in the dryer and called it “dry cleaning” to save just enough to pay for a last Saturday in July for, all my social media posts for the week in one hypoallergenic location.
Until Next Time, God Bless!
