Weekend Roundup
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My great aunt is getting old, and now she’s in a wheelchair. Her doctor said she needs to start physical therapy, so she decided to get a new one. There’s just no way she would stand for that.
So I told this joke to a few kids, and most of them looked confused for a second or two, then finally got it and gave me courtesy chuckle. One kid got it right away and said, “No, that’s awful!” I told her, “I know! He’s a great doctor too.” She said, “That’s not what I mean.” So I said, “I don’t care what you mean, because you’re definitely smiling.” Humor is important because it gets people talking to each other. By the way, I don’t have any great aunts in wheelchairs anymore. Do the math. Here’s your weekly link, no math required.
Cute little poems,
Around sixty or so,
About some unfortunate children,
That I used to know.
(Inspired by the amusement park ride that happens to be inside a great big human trap that was created by a rodent. IYKYK)
All the children involved in the writing of this book are still alive, if you can call being in high school living.
Alrighty then, time for what you put that credit card in your brother’s name for a rainy day to get yourself a fresh Saturday for - all my social media posts for the week in one big, beautiful place without artificial dyes or preservatives. You should definitely see a theme this time, unless you’re stupid or something.
Until Next Time, God Bless!
