Weekend Roundup
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Why are grasshoppers so unpopular in Hawaii?
Because Hula dancing with a bug in your butt is very uncomfortable.
(You know they wear grass skirts when they do that, right?)
It’s the first full day of spring, and a great day to be on the right side of the grass, even if you’re allergic to every single blade of it. Those March winds are blowing all that pollen around like sand in a haboob. Here’s hoping your spring is vibrant and tornado free. Meanwhile, here’s your hot, fresh link. 👇👇👇
It is young Ella’s first day as Liaison to the Aligned, a vocation passed down through her family for generations.
Her first job is to deliver a report to Rowena, the aligned matriarch of Caverton, the hidden city of MoonDom Five. It comes from the astronomy ministry concerning a shooting star.
That’s when everything changes …
The shooting star in question is really a delivery from one or all of the other four moons in their greater planetary system. While there are several possibilities, it will, in all likelihood, contain undesirables, the criminals who have been banished to their moon forever. Destined to become mud-covered groundlings. They are always the worst of the worst.
Ella is swept up in a whirlwind of intrigue through her new position. She alone is the link between her people and the ancient, near godlike, leadership of their hidden civilization. Adventure awaits her, as well as the discovery of life altering secrets.
And now what you tried to turn in that unsigned lottery ticket that you found in the convenience store parking lot to see if you were lucky enough to get yourself a Saturday for, all my social media posts for the week in one convenient location, no matter where you are. Speaking of locations, there are a lot of store fronts in the pics this week. It’s not my favorite subject matter, but it’s probably important. I mean, if you don’t tell people, how will they know?
Until next time, God Bless!
