Weekend Roundup
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Why did the wooden board run out of the classroom when all the kids got up from their desks and went outside?
It knows a drill when it sees one.
The first week of school is in the proverbial books, and I am teacher-tired. My bones are heavy. The bags under my eyes are so angry that they’re not even talking to each other anymore. I’ve got a good group of kids this year, though. Who knows? They just might make something of themselves someday. As for me, I’m gonna make another cup of coffee for myself today, right after I get done here. So without further delay, here comes your hot, fresh link. Goes surprisingly well with tarter sauce.
And now what you keep telling yourself that you’re gonna switch from colas to water for your “health” even though it’s just a cheaper alternative that you could use to to actually afford a Saturday for, all my social media posts for the week in one homeopathic electronic remedy.
Until Next Time, God Bless!











