Weekend Roundup
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Why is Santa Claus so fat?
Well, even if a reindeer can’t fly, it’s still delicious.
Today is the SEC championship game. Believe me when I tell you that I am not a sports nut. I’m a bit of a nerd, a bookworm even. But this is college football. It cannot be ignored. It’s like a switch that flips in men’s (and some women’s) brains. What was I talking about? Doesn’t matter, I guess. Here are your hot fresh links. 👇👇👇
I know what you’re thinking. “Them’s alotta links.” That’s quite true. All the tree-killer, goat food, paperbacks and hardcovers are on Amazon because that’s the only company big enough to handle books like these. The goat proof email versions are on Amazon, Google Play, and Gumroad. The links above will get where you need to go, except for Gumroad. Click on the link in my subtitle for that. Just had a big launch week for REDNECK LINGO THE FOURTH. I really appreciate you sticking with me through all those shenanigans, folks.
By the way, yesterday was Santa Claus’s’s’s’s birthday. If you get a lump of coal in your stocking, just remember, you didn’t get him anything. (I know some of y’all are gonna look it up. AI don’t know everything.)
And now the reason you didn’t buy SEC championship game tickets. You saved your money for a crisp Saturday morning just to enjoy some hot coffee and all my social media posts in one tidy conglomeration.
Until Next Time, God Bless!
