Weekend Roundup
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If you’re not feeling well, don’t be afraid to ask the nurse for some medicine. It’s worth a shot.
Why is this some people’s favorite time of year? Probably all those stinking flowers, I reckon. Whatever the case, they can have it. Took my students on a field trip last Thursday, and we were outside pretty much all day. I lost my voice Friday, and when I woke up this morning, it felt like I was trying to breathe with two straws shoved up my nasal cavity anchored in place with a couple of old cigarette filters. It’s not fun being a mouth-breather. Don’t even get me started about all the wasps flying around. They have no sense of personal space, and they want to punish you for it. Where was I? Sorry, I think what’s left of my brain is oxygen deprived. Anyway, here come your links, Just shake all that yellow dust off of them and they’ll be good as new. 👇👇👇
There they are, the whole vociferous family of glorious Redneckery. Loaded down with not one, not two, but four hun-nerd full color Redneck memes for all to enjoy. If you don’t like laughing and cultural education, you can still buy the paperback version and give yourself paper cuts until you pass out. Whatever floats your boat, FREAK.
And now what you sold your mom’s plasma to raise enough money to lease a crusty spring Saturday for, all my social media posts for the week in one convenient cyberspace. See you later. I’m off to snort some Afrin like a coke addiction from the 1980s.
Until Next Time, God Bless!
(Hope you enjoy this holy Easter weekend.)
