Weekend Roundup
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Why are corn farms so quiet?
Because they’re all ears.
(Come on, you had to see that one coming from a mile away.)
Hope you all survived the full moon this week. It was like a silver dollar in the sky - a big, bright, sleep sucking silver dollar. I, like most teachers, was quite busy waking kids up in class for the past three days. Had one kid doing the Kendal Jenner challenge for some reason. He looked like a clown having an allergic reaction to shellfish. In more important news, I’m not sure if my football team is going to stay in the top ten after this week. In even more important news, I wrote a redneck joke using “skibidi.”
Here are your links to my spooky season books.
And now for the moment a few of you have been waiting for … All my social media posts for the week in environmentally correct packaging. No recycling necessary.










